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“Love. It’s What Makes a Subaru, a Subaru”

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The car company has removed all metal, plastic, vinyl and glass in favor of affection and adoration.  The Subaru owner’s manual has now replaced the Bible as the most widely read book in the world, and  JD Powers has rated the Subaru line of cars as “the epitome of selflessness, sheer virtue, and devotion.”