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NAMBLA Strikes While the Iron Is Hot

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As our ‘woke’ culture throws parades for debauchery, and passes laws in defense of iniquity, the North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) realizes that now is the time to make a push for more widespread acceptance.  The organization has hired the PR firm PLAAD (Perverts & Lechers Alliance Against Defamation) and have found them to be instrumental in preparing a detailed marketing strategy to advance the societal affirmation of the sexual abuse of children. 

PLAAD has created a wide range of materials that depict pedophiles as normal people who are simply misunderstood – as victims of discrimination and intolerance, and, of course, their genes.  NAMBLA’s new hashtag, #Sodomy is Sodomy, has so far been met with mixed reactions.  With the help of progressive politicians and depraved Hollywood entertainers, however, parades and protest marches have been organized throughout the country to change public opinion. 

Billboards are popping up everywhere, with catchy slogans such as “Age is a Social Construct,” “Born This Way,” and “Imagine Being Discriminated against Just Because of Who You Anally Copulate With.”  A pliant media and corruptible psychiatrists are also being employed to further the implication of normalcy.  A flag is a must, but PLAAD is finding it difficult to misappropriate some biblical symbol that might shed a positive light on child rape. 

A “NAMBLA’ spokesperson admitted that changing the culture is a slow process:  “Forty years ago, the idea of two dudes on their wedding night was enough to nauseate just about everybody, but now look where we are…we’ll get there.  Trust me…we’ll get there.”